I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he fucked my hip out of place.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize