we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
He shit in the fireplace
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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