part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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