Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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