And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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