dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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