she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
