she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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