i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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