even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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