Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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