I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
