What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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