I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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