Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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