did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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