My friends, they love my intelligence
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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