At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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