There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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