So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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