just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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