Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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