Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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