Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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