Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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