yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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