wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.