Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
