Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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