haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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