just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
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It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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