Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Randomize