There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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