Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
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Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
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True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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