Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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