i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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