Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
