sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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