who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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