my vag is so smooth its legendary
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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