Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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