she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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