all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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