Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
