I seem to have left my pride at pride
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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