Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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