he thought i was a dude.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
we're so committed to being not committed
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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