My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
God I need to hump something, right now.
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