I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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