the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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