her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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