they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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