a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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