i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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