I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Randomize
