That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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